7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

The Positivity Blog has an interesting post on what habits characterize ineffective people, a twist on Steven Covey's famous “7 Habits of Highly Effective People.” Although there are no earth-moving truths here, it is sometimes good to be reminded of what not to do. I know that I (somewhat alarmingly) seem to be exhibiting a number of the traits of ineffective people lately, and though I’ve chalked that up to end-of-the-year restlessness, it did motivate me to resolve to work more effectively in the new year. Here’s to a wonderful (if a bit ineffective) end to your own year, and a very productive year to come!

Energy Vampires

Here’s a statement of the obvious for you: it’s cold outside. If you can’t tell just by looking outside, you can certainly tell by looking at your energy bill. Although cold weather brings higher gas prices, you can attempt to offset the increase by unplugging some of your most energy-inefficient household appliances when they’re not in use. Here’s an interesting article (via Lifehacker) that points out exactly how much energy your “energy vampires” use.

Here’s to staying warm on the cheap this holiday season.

Holiday Schmooze

As always, Jorge Cham nails it. I'll be spending some time with some faculty members this week in a festive setting, and I imagine I'll be seeing a bit of the above. I don't really mind schmoozing with faculty from my wife's department - the trick is to always have an out. You certainly don't want to get cornered by some tenured weirdo who wants to tell you about his collection of .... anything really. So here are a couple of helpful excuses to get you out of an awkward conversation...

1. Can you hang on one sec? I have to check in with my wife/husband/friend/boyfriend. He/she has something the doctors think may be that flesh eating bacteria...(the beauty of this is that you will not be approached by this person again. Ever.)
2. I hate to change the subject, but I would love a chance to tell you about a fantastic business opportunity. What do you know about guano (that's bat poop)?
3. I'm sorry - I've just received a telepathic message warning me of an impending alien attack. I must prepare my defenses. Assuming we both survive the alien apocalypse, we can resume this conversation as we attempt to rebuild society.

I know I'll use a couple of these. Happy Holidays.

The best use yet for Google

Alright, maybe you figured this one out on your own, but I, for one, did not. Good thing I have a co-worker to let me in on the biggest secret of the year...

When you're shopping online, whatever the site or store, just before you hit the check-out button from your shopping cart, do a quick Google search for coupons or discount key codes for that site. You'll be amazed with what you come up with. Some people have entire forums dedicated to the latest discounts.

I saved 20 percent the first time.

Yep, it was my most exciting Google moment.

Happy holiday shopping.